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HOW I WAS ROBBED!

OH MY GOD!!!

Once again THE Exotic ONE gave the fans what they wanted to see....the
debut of the short haircut on Mikal Adrian. For a year THE Exotic ONE
had gave guys the standard and made the ladies tingle flaunting his
gorgeous locks around UWF arenas....all that was heard from the fans was
OH MY GOD!!!....but tragically with the help of the Lewis family and
every referee in the company, the luxury of seeing THE Exotic ONE come
to the ring with the prettiest hair in the business was taken away from
u great fans.....but alas when THE Exotic ONE came thru that curtain on
Feb. 23 in Columbus, NC, every redneck looked on in awe and every lady
adjusted themselves in their seats....not only did I give the fans the
new look Adrian, but I gave the fans a chance to see me defend my
title...OH MY GOD!!!! u are some lucky people...and I am sure everyone
went home and carved into their trees that date that will ever fulfill
their dreams...

Now I will state that once again Norton Lewis, Cruizer Lewis, Summer,
The referee Thomas....2 bald and 2 with wigs....jealous of glorious
reception in Columbus, NC have all been named in my complaint of
conspiracy to defraud the UWF title filed with the UWF offices...once
again THE V.I.P. was banned from ringside and Summer was allowed....OH
MY GOD!!!....I was accused of cheating in a no DQ match....OH MY
GOD!!!....and my lawyers at Whee, Cheatem, and Howe are checking into
any more wrong doings in this case....Don't worry fans your role model
will have the title around his waist once again when the UWF comes back
to Columbus...that's all for now...I am off to the Hottub.....OH MY
GOD!!!!

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